schoolwitch:

i love freckles theyre skin stars

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demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

I guess you could say that he adores you

get the fuck out

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54,008 notes

vinebox:

REMEBER WATCHU SUPPOSED TO BE CELEBRATING TODAY

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arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

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369,034 notes

guardgenie:

that guy in the back is me

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20,617 notes

heartless:

my cleaning ladies are talking about me 

little do they know 

yo comprendo

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drcoxsredwingsjersey:

can I just

drcoxsredwingsjersey:

can I just

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189,321 notes

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

(Source: s-gellar, via pizza)

231,592 notes

officialfrenchtoast:

Teacher: are you all ready for the exam?

Me: (what exam?)

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rnudkipz:

when you start losing a bunch of followers

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tonyturtlx:

patrick-stumps-bingo-hat:

is this band even real

wait which episode of american horror story assylum is that

tonyturtlx:

patrick-stumps-bingo-hat:

is this band even real

wait which episode of american horror story assylum is that

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footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

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